• The patient has no previous history of suicides.

• Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

• Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

• She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

• Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

• On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

• The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

• The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

• Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

• Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

• Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

• She is numb from her toes down.

• While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

• The skin was moist and dry.

• Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

• Patient was alert and unresponsive.

• Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

• She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

• I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.

• Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

• Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

• The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

• Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

• The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

• Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

• Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

• When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

• The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.

• Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

• She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

• Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

• The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

• By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.